- Dad? Are you a communist?
-Is that against the law?
+It is not.
-The lady with the big hat said you were a dangerous radical.Are you?
+Radical? Maybe . Dangerous. Only to men who fling Cokes.I love our country.
And it's a good government.But anything good could be better,don't you think?
-Is Mom a communist?
+Well, why don't we give you the official test? Mom makes your favorite lunch.And at school, you see someone with no lunch at all. What do you do?
+Share? Well, you don't tell them to just go get a job?
+So You offer them a loan at 6%.Oh, that's very clever.
+Ah, then you just ignore them.
-Oh, No Dad.
+Well, well. You little commie.
- شنبه, ۹ بهمن ۱۳۹۵، ۰۳:۲۲ ب.ظ