nuclear warhead

+Look, boy, women will give you s*e*x and fun because they’re programmed to subdue so you impregnate them. Later you’ll cease to exist. During childbirth you’ll notice that.

-Childbirth must be the most exciting event in a father’s life.
+In childbirth, whatever comes out from between her legs is a nuclear warhead that will destroy everything. First of all, the wonderful cave where you used to put your thingy will never be the same again.

And while she’s cursing you and asks for the epidural, she’ll have a bowel movement.
Do you know what she means by that? That she’ll never be a s*e*x*y woman again.

And that from now on that s*u*c*ker is becoming the centre of the universe. They’re all the same. Believe me, I’ve had five divorces. Do you know what five divorces are?

-No.
+Five times I believed in love.



La Casa de Papel Season 1 Episode 2